Stress has a physical location. For most of us, it lives in the Trapezius muscles (the tops of your shoulders) and the jaw. When you are stressed, your shoulders creep up toward your ears like earrings. This restricts blood flow to the brain and causes tension headaches.
You have 10 minutes before your next Zoom call. Use them to evict the stress from your muscles.
Minute 0-2: Neck Rotations
Goal: Release the "Text Neck."
- Sit tall. Drop chin to chest.
- Slowly roll right ear to right shoulder.
- Roll back (gently).
- Roll left ear to left shoulder.
- Stop at any sticky spots and breathe into them.
Minute 2-4: Shoulder Rolls & Shrugs
Goal: Drops the traps.
- Inhale, shrug shoulders up to ears. Squeeze tight!
- Exhale, drop them heavily with a sigh.
- Roll them backward 10 times (opening the chest).
- Roll them forward 10 times.

Minute 4-6: The Eagle Arms
Goal: Open the space between shoulder blades.
- Extend arms forward.
- Cross right arm under the left.
- Bend elbows and try to touch palms together (or hug yourself).
- Lift elbows to chin height.
- Feel the stretch across your upper back.
- Switch sides.
Minute 6-8: Seated Twist
Goal: Wring out the spine.
- Inhale, sit tall.
- Exhale, twist to the right. Grasp the chair back.
- With every inhale, get taller. With every exhale, twist deeper.
- Switch sides.
Minute 8-10: The Eye Palming
Goal: Reset the nervous system.
- Rub your hands together vigorously until they are hot.
- Close your eyes.
- Cup your warm palms over your eyes (don't press on the eyeballs).
- See the darkness. Feel the heat.
- Breathe slowly for 2 minutes.
Why This Works
This prevents "Accumulated Tension." If you ignore tightness, it calcifies into pain. If you address it every few hours, it dissipates.
FAQ: Desk Stretches
Can I do this standing?
Yes! Standing is even better. It opens the hip flexors too.
I heard cracking sounds. Is that bad?
Usually, no. That is nitrogen gas escaping the joint (cavitation). Unless it hurts, "motion is lotion."
Conclusion
Your body shouldn't hurt just because you have a job. Take ownership of your physiology. 10 minutes of maintenance pays off in 8 hours of productivity.
Try This Today: Do the "Eye Palming" right now. It is instant relief.
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